My mom wrote a rap about how she hadn’t had an alcoholic drink in 9 days. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
I’m finally dry but sometimes wonder why? Feeling heavy and fat, thought it wouldn’t be like that! But hey! Chubby and saving 10 bucks a day! I was funny, full of life! So what if I didn’t remember last night!? But hey! Boring and saving 10 bucks a day! You could count on me for that 5oclock tug… Of love… Never enough…Now I’m as fun as a slug on a shag rug. But hey! My handwriting is better, what more can I say? Saving 10 bucks a day!
Underneath My Bones